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| Dear readers, |
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| Here in Cambridge, |
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| we're having some problems. |
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| I'm sorry about this person's bike. |
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| I'm sorry about this person's... car? (Though at least they have a parking spot.) |
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| It says "MOST BURRIED." Too much snow affects people's spelling. |
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| The mailman looks like the Grim Reaper. |
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| The fire hydrants are shivering. |
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| Some person has lost their shoes. |
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| Some dog is walking around with one cold foot. |
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| The fences are enjoying making shadows, though. |
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| Pretty. But also... ick? |
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| The forecast is not inspiring. But don't worry about me. |
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| I've turned my fingernails into claws, |
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| and I've got the appropriate hats. |