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| The Australian cattle herder awaits his Christmas stocking. |
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| Do you herd what I herd? |
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| Christmas catnip and the adolescent cat. *ecstasy* |
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| This is my 17th Christmas. Catnip is for children. I choose to look beautiful and comport myself with dignity. |
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| Except that this thing keeps following me around, guys. Guys? |
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| I am such a good boy. I know because this human keeps telling me so. |